Return of the Golden Child

Moss discovers an internet site that calculates when people will die by analysing their personal details. Despite Roy's refusal to partake, Moss discovers that Roy will die on Thursday at 3pm. Denholm, threatened by the Police who want to investigate "financial irregularities" in the business's accounts, commits suicide during a meeting, and his funeral is set for the same time. Roy buys a new mobile phone with lots of features but, finding himself disappointed by the weak vibrate setting, he allows Moss to "pimp your phone, girlfriend". Having set the vibrate function to the highest setting, the phone mistakenly goes off during Denholm's funeral and to make matters worse, Roy mistakes it for his impending death and reacts accordingly; he screams and swears. Before the funeral, Denholm's successor announces his plan to fire the entire IT Department because he despises them, but he finds himself fired when Denholm's son Douglas (Matt Berry)