Muffy's Soccer Shocker & Brother Can You Spare a Clarinet?

Muffy's Soccer Shocker: Muffy's dad, whose first name is Ed, is the new soccer coach and has the team do drills named after car parts. Muffy is not enjoying it since he is tougher on her and even makes her goalie. The team doubts Mr. Crosswire's coaching methodology until they finally tie a game.
Brother Can You Spare a Clarinet?: The Young Person's Orchestra is going to hold tryouts at Lakewood Elementary. Everyone in the band thinks Binky is the best. Binky thinks that they are talking about how bad he is, so he starts a scheme with the rest of the Tough Customers to get rid of music.