The Football Match

The management decide there should be a depot football team. They have one good player on the staff but the rest of the team must be made up from the drivers and conductors who will be trained by Blakey. But the press-ganging of the staff into the team is only part of the story. Real disaster occurs at the first match against the Basildon Bashers who turn out to be a very different opposition from what the Luxton Lions expected - they're all female!