All I Want

Dear St. Nicholas :

What we'd really like for Xmas this year is:

• An Irish Estate
• A Family
• Mountains of Sugarplums (Too fattening)
• A Quiet Elopement
• Someone to (burn) close down all the London clubs-- (like White's)!

Or

Marriage to a Man who is Honest, Loving, Sexy, Handaome, and Titled.

But we know there aren't enough of those to go around .. are there?

--Respectfully,
Four hopeful English Ladies

P.S. Caroline should really, really like Lord Rochester's son, if he's at all available.