The Pirate's Pixie

Captain James Aloysius Houk had been the villain of a child's fantasyland for over two hundred years. As the only adult in a prepubescent boys' paradise, that's a long time to be trapped on a phantom island with not one single anatomically correct female. With the brats finally gone and the island sunk under the Caribbean waves, Houk is finally freed from his magical prison. Cast adrift in the twenty-first century, the pirate has only one thing in mind: revenge against the pixie that kept him there.