The Pickup Line

The Pickup Line is a 46,100 word erotic, contemporary romance.
When hip, avant-garde artist, Blue Heron, and ultra-conservative businessman, Lou Franco, meet in a pickup line at a trendy vegan restaurant they quickly agree to a weekend of erotic, anything-goes, sex.
But a pink flamingo and a giant inflatable penis turn anything-goes into something else, something neither of them expects.
...because sometimes all a man and woman really have in common is nothing and sometimes nothing will keep them apart...