Marti Gets Her M.A.N.

The voice of Sean Connery; the looks and body of Denzel Washington; the lovemaking stamina of Spike the vampire... Is that too much MAN to ask for? Martini Harmon, a hard-fighting soldier who's been facing down invading aliens for five long years, is desperate for a man who won't be frightened off by her strong, soldier's body and her long- denied sexual hunger. Only a M.A.N.—a Mechanistic Anatomically-correct Nurturer programmed with Artificial Intelligence—can satisfy her fiercely demanding, carnal desires. But someone at M.A.N.-Kind, Inc. has messed up her order. Out of patience and almost out of her mind with unrelieved lust, Marti is determined to get her M.A.N. Today!